Key & Peele - Continental Breakfast
- YOU WILL BEIN ROOM 237.
AND YOU HAVEFREE WI-FI THERE.
ALSO, FROM 6:00 A.M.TO 10:00 A.M. EVERY MORNING,
THERE'S A FREECONTINENTAL BREAKFAST.
- HMM.
CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST.
- YES, FROM 6:00 A.M.TO 10:00 A.M.
[phone rings]
- SO IT'S CONTINENTAL, THEN.
- MM-HMM, YEP.
[Muzak in background]
- VERY GOOD.
[gasps]
EH, GARCON.
[chuckles]
ONE ADMISSIONFOR THE CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST.
- YOU CAN JUSTHELP YOURSELF, SIR.
- HMM, INTERESTING.
EUROPEAN STYLE.
[light classical music]
[chuckling]
MM.
AHH.
WHEN IN ROME...
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HMM, THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT.
[chortles]
WELL, AREN'T YOUA TINY PLUM.
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WELL, LA...DEE...
DA.
PAPER AND EVERYTHING.
AND WHO ARE YOU,
MY LITTLE FRIEND?
NOT A SPOON...
NOT A FORK...
BUT SOMETHING IN BETWEEN.
A "FPOON".
[chuckles]
WHAT WILL YOU THINK OF NEXT,GERMANY?
[humming softly]
AHH.
[chuckles delightedly]
ALL THE "EURO-PINE" COUNTRIESLAY BEFORE ME.
WHERE SHOULD I FLY TO FIRST?
AHH.
THE PIT OF THE DOUGHNUT.
MM, THANK YOU, TURKEY.
MM, BUCKLE UP.
LET'S SEEWHERE WE SHALL GO NEXT.
AH, THE DANISH!
CLEARLY FROM BRUSSELS.
MM.
MM, MM!
MM!
HELLO, GREECE,
WHERE THE YOGURT FLOWSLIKE WATER.
MM, YES,
LIKE GO-GURT,BUT TO STAY.
[chuckles]
MM.
MM, SO GOOD!
MM, PULLING INTO SPAIN.
MM!
BAKED TO PERFECTION.
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
IT ALL COMESWITH THE ROOM!
[laughing]
MM!
MM, MM!
YES!
MM!
I LOVE BEING INCONTINENT!
I LOVE BEING INCONTINENT!
A DELIGHT TO THE SENSES,
ISN'T IT, MY FRIEND?
ISN'T IT? YES!
I'LL HAVEWHAT I'M HAVING!
[music crescendos]I'LL HAVE...
WHAT I'M HAVING!
[woman singing angelically]
[sobbing]
SO GOOD.
IT'S SO GOOD.
- THANKS.
OH, GOOD AFTERNOON, SIR.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
- WELL, DAVIS,
I WILL BE STAYINGINDEFINITELY.
- BUT, SIR, DON'T YOU KNOWTHAT YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN HERE?
[romantic big band music]
♪ ♪
- REALLY?- MM-HMM.
- CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST?
- RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.
♪ ♪
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